Well Riley has settled in nicely and things are going well. However there are a few things I need to discuss with him. So when I get home I'm going to have a little talk with him, including the following:
1. I realize that the comforter on my bed is an evil creature that must be killed or at the very least, beaten into submission, but is 3am really the best time for blanket slaying?
2. How sweet that you want to help mommy unpack from the move but I had a specific decorating style in mind already. Yes things do look quite nice scattered from one end of the apartment to the other, especially the shredded newspaper accents, however it just doesn't go with the decor.
3. Yes, the bathroom rug is quite nice and I'm sure it makes a wonderful toy, but please try to play with it only in the bathroom instead of dragging it halfway down the stairs where I will trip over it when I get up in the morning. Dipping it halfway in the toilet really isn't the best idea either.
4. I know I'm a lazy thing and should get up and tend to you much earlier than I do already, but there are nicer ways to wake me than biting my chin repeatedly until I get the message. Perhaps daddy would like to get up instead?
Just a few things for you to think about Riley.
1. I realize that the comforter on my bed is an evil creature that must be killed or at the very least, beaten into submission, but is 3am really the best time for blanket slaying?
2. How sweet that you want to help mommy unpack from the move but I had a specific decorating style in mind already. Yes things do look quite nice scattered from one end of the apartment to the other, especially the shredded newspaper accents, however it just doesn't go with the decor.
3. Yes, the bathroom rug is quite nice and I'm sure it makes a wonderful toy, but please try to play with it only in the bathroom instead of dragging it halfway down the stairs where I will trip over it when I get up in the morning. Dipping it halfway in the toilet really isn't the best idea either.
4. I know I'm a lazy thing and should get up and tend to you much earlier than I do already, but there are nicer ways to wake me than biting my chin repeatedly until I get the message. Perhaps daddy would like to get up instead?
Just a few things for you to think about Riley.