Leaving and not saying good-bye, are we? Not so fast! I'm coming along, too. You didn't think you could take a trip without my finding out about it, did you? Let's just say "a little bird" told me.
I'm sorry to have pulled the old "gal hitch hikes whilst guy hides in bushes" trick, but who'd want to stop for an old bag like me? Sheena there will continue thumbing a ride as she's going, um, somewhere else.
Let me explain why I've not been around here for so long. It all started back around Halloween. . . .There I was, contacting the spirit world as usual for Buffy and her gang, when suddenly I was transported to a strange place.My first thought was: "Deb25 should see this!" And, ta da, there she was â€” looking at that pincushion thing stuck in the ground. Alas, I've still no idea where I'd been taken. It's nice they had air there, though.No, that odd little flying-saucer thing doing the beaming did not infuse my brain with the knowledge of the universe; at least not in the way it's done in films. First I was taken to a meadow to meet a strange fellow who apparently likes funny hats. . . .It seems to me I'd met him before, somewhere. Anyway, I was then shown another meadow â€” which actually is a recurring dream of mine.Have any of you been there? Well, regardless, it was all quite different from what I see around the neighborhood. Then I was suddenly somewhere else. . . .So I went inside and ate! Then the waitress, whom you can see in the image above, handed me this document:
And, poof, I was back in my house and awake! The doorbell rang and when I opened the door, I found this taped to the outside:
Obviously, it was intended for somebody else; but it's foolish to question the bureaucracy. So I packed my things, put the cats into their carriers and hit the road.
That's when I saw you folks coming along, in those weird balloon things you're using. Thanks for picking me up! Oh, look! There's Britney! Shouldn't we stop and give her a ride?
Where are we going, by the way? Oh, I couldn't find any Vegemite; but I've a jar of Marmite if that'll help.