how to annoy the wife course 101

there i was before work, moving my team deep into the belly of alien space craft, i was down 4 team member trying to recover this crashed UFO.
i cant let them die for nothing.

when bam, someone hits me with rolled up printer paper.
me: what?
wife: did you hear me
me: hmm nope cant say i did sorry.
wife:what are you doing over there.
Me: trying to save the world from the evil asian invasion
wife: excuse me asian?(the wife is asian)
me: errr i mean alien dear, not asian.

so she hit me with more paper balls,gee all i wanted to do was save the world

Yeah...instead of saving the world, you may want to buy her flowers tomorrow! The world can wait another day.

Gee... that doesn't sound familiar at all

Great Freudian slip! Come on, big boys need their toys, too.

hey eveyone needs a little play time and my mind was on saving the world,along with research on new medkits for my cash teams

Hehe She just doesn't understand you does she?

I would suggest a nice bunch of flowers, or a massage to make up for it

lol she understand, and does really care if play games, its what i like to do when i wake up, but i bet it was the whole evil asian invasion thing hehe.

hmm maybe massage is not a bad idea, hehe

Don't worry, she'll apologize when the real aliens come to your house and your expertise is the only thing standing between her and an alien probe!

Originally Posted by adymarie

Don't worry, she'll apologize when the real aliens come to your house and your expertise is the only thing standing between her and an alien probe!

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Good one, Ady!

Poor Bruce, gonna be in the doghouse and he ain't even got one!

Originally Posted by neetanddave

Poor Bruce, gonna be in the doghouse and he ain't even got one!

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Maybe he can buy one of those fancy smancy ones he posted a link too.....

Originally Posted by adymarie

Don't worry, she'll apologize when the real aliens come to your house and your expertise is the only thing standing between her and an alien probe!

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I would think an alien invasion might be welcomed by theimp98's wife- I can't see her life getting any worse after all

All in good humour fella

LOL! My hubby doesn't hear anything when he's gaming either.