Anybody else have a cat that seems to enjoy talking on the phone?
Riiiing! Riiiiing!
Me: Hello?
Caller: Yes, this is Dean Wallace.
Me: Oh, hi! *Zoe! Please quit ripping up my journal!*
Caller: Um, I'm sorry?
Me: Oh, nevermind... *OWIE! I am not your scratching post, you nut head, yowch!* You lookin for my dad?
Caller: Oh, uh, yeah, is he handy?
Me: *Oh, crap, noooo! Not the double-layer-carrot cake, I just frosted that!* No, he's not Dean, I'm sorry. Can I have him call you back?
Caller: If he could... are you, um, are you okay?
Me: Oh, yeah, I'm great. *No no no no no no no, don't you DARE rip a hole in that window screen! Can I uh, get your number?
Caller: Sure... um... it's 398-9970. I just need to talk to him bout those cattle he brought in to the sale barn on Saturday...
Me: Oh, right... *You scratch that leather furniture, and I swear, I didn't know cats could get sugar high!*
Caller: Whaaaat? Is everything okay over there?
Me Look, I gotta go! *Zoe! Quit climbing the curtains your gonna....* CRASH! Bye!
Caller: Wow... okay then... bye...
Oh dear...
Riiiing! Riiiiing!
Me: Hello?
Caller: Yes, this is Dean Wallace.
Me: Oh, hi! *Zoe! Please quit ripping up my journal!*
Caller: Um, I'm sorry?
Me: Oh, nevermind... *OWIE! I am not your scratching post, you nut head, yowch!* You lookin for my dad?
Caller: Oh, uh, yeah, is he handy?
Me: *Oh, crap, noooo! Not the double-layer-carrot cake, I just frosted that!* No, he's not Dean, I'm sorry. Can I have him call you back?
Caller: If he could... are you, um, are you okay?
Me: Oh, yeah, I'm great. *No no no no no no no, don't you DARE rip a hole in that window screen! Can I uh, get your number?
Caller: Sure... um... it's 398-9970. I just need to talk to him bout those cattle he brought in to the sale barn on Saturday...
Me: Oh, right... *You scratch that leather furniture, and I swear, I didn't know cats could get sugar high!*
Caller: Whaaaat? Is everything okay over there?
Me Look, I gotta go! *Zoe! Quit climbing the curtains your gonna....* CRASH! Bye!
Caller: Wow... okay then... bye...
Oh dear...