My kitchen floor is greasy. I'll tell you why. It's because my 14-year-old cat, whom I always thought would behave better as she grew older (silly me) somehow got the lid off the garbage can, did a dive bomb kind of thing inside, knocked it over and managed to pull out a greasy paper towel that I used to heat up a couple of pieces of fried chicken on. She dragged the towel across the kitchen floor, then shredded it into pieces with her teeth in an attempt to get some of that yummy fried chicken taste. That's why my kitchen floor is greasy. Thanks, Katie!
