As someone who works in a call centre, I concur!
Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed
Then I went to heaven, but only in my dream
Up there St Peter met me standing at the pearly gates
He said "I must check your record, please stand here and wait." He turned
and said "your record is covered with terrible flaws On earth I see you
rallied for every losing cause. I see that you drank alcohol and smoked and
used drugs too Fact is you're done everything a good person should never do.
We can't have people like you up here, your life was full of sin." Then he
read the last of my record took my hand and said,"come in." He lead me up to
the big boss and said: Take him in and treat him well. He used to work in a
call centre, he's done his time in hell.
Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed
Then I went to heaven, but only in my dream
Up there St Peter met me standing at the pearly gates
He said "I must check your record, please stand here and wait." He turned
and said "your record is covered with terrible flaws On earth I see you
rallied for every losing cause. I see that you drank alcohol and smoked and
used drugs too Fact is you're done everything a good person should never do.
We can't have people like you up here, your life was full of sin." Then he
read the last of my record took my hand and said,"come in." He lead me up to
the big boss and said: Take him in and treat him well. He used to work in a
call centre, he's done his time in hell.
