>ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this one is funny SAY it out loud and it is
>funnier !!!
> > YO! YO! YO!
> > 'Twas the night before Christmas,
> > da whole house was mella,
> > not a creature was stirrin',
> > cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
> >
> > When up on da roof
> > I heard somethin' pound,
> > I sprung to da window,
> > to scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
> >
> > When what to my
> > wanderin' eyes should appear,
> > but da Don of all elfs,
> > and eight freakin' reindeer!
> >
> > Wit' slicked back black hair,
> > and a silk red suit,
> > don Christopher wuz here,
> > and he brought da loot!
> >
> > Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
> > and a yank on dare manes,
> > he cursed and he shouted,
> > and he called dem by name.
> >
> > "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
> > yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
> > ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
> > ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
> >
> > As I drew out my gun
> > and hid by da bed,
> > he flew troo da winda
> > and slapped me 'side da head.
> >
> > "What da hell you doin'
> > pullin' a gun on da Don?
> > now all you're gettin' is coal,
> > you freakin' moron!"
> >
> > Den pointin' a fat finga
> > right unda my nose,
> > he twisted his pinky ring,
> > and up da chimney he rose.
> >
> > He sprang to his sleigh,
> > obscenities screamin',
> > away dey all flew,
> > before he troo dem a beatin'.
> >
> > Den I heard him yell out,
> > what I did least expect,
> > "Merry Freakin' Christmas to all,
> > and yous better show some respect!"
>funnier !!!
> > YO! YO! YO!
> > 'Twas the night before Christmas,
> > da whole house was mella,
> > not a creature was stirrin',
> > cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
> >
> > When up on da roof
> > I heard somethin' pound,
> > I sprung to da window,
> > to scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
> >
> > When what to my
> > wanderin' eyes should appear,
> > but da Don of all elfs,
> > and eight freakin' reindeer!
> >
> > Wit' slicked back black hair,
> > and a silk red suit,
> > don Christopher wuz here,
> > and he brought da loot!
> >
> > Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
> > and a yank on dare manes,
> > he cursed and he shouted,
> > and he called dem by name.
> >
> > "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
> > yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
> > ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
> > ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
> >
> > As I drew out my gun
> > and hid by da bed,
> > he flew troo da winda
> > and slapped me 'side da head.
> >
> > "What da hell you doin'
> > pullin' a gun on da Don?
> > now all you're gettin' is coal,
> > you freakin' moron!"
> >
> > Den pointin' a fat finga
> > right unda my nose,
> > he twisted his pinky ring,
> > and up da chimney he rose.
> >
> > He sprang to his sleigh,
> > obscenities screamin',
> > away dey all flew,
> > before he troo dem a beatin'.
> >
> > Den I heard him yell out,
> > what I did least expect,
> > "Merry Freakin' Christmas to all,
> > and yous better show some respect!"
