I never knew anyone well-off enough to get the special treatment. I so wish the media would focus this type of energy on other people doing wonderful things.
"This is EyeInTheSky KPLY News reporting something wonderful! Look Bob, there is a community coming together to plant a garden!
And there, another neighborhood constructing a safe playground.
And AWWWW there, on the street just below us, a child helping another child who fell. Sure is shaping up to be a great day! Oh Bob, you wouldn't believe this! I've heard about it and can't believe it! This neighborhood we're flying over now has just been named the most humane in the country. They have outlawed dog fighting and chicken fights while at the same time creating a 100% spay/neuter rate for all cats and dogs."
Back to you in the studio, Bob."
"Bob Big Teeth here reporting some quality news. Declawing of domestic cats has just been outlawed in North America. Canada and the United States now join the rest of the civilized world in the eradication of such procedures. Vets who perform this procedure for purely financial reasons will be required to spend 23 days in LA county jail. Lawmakers are currently in discussion to determine if this will be a fair sentence."
I can dream