Are you bored? Well Follow Me!

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When clerks ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.

That is hysterical!! Thanks!

Oooooh that is TOOO funny!!! LOVE the last one!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I wish I had the nerve to DO some of those things... would certainly make shopping more uh, "intersting" :LOL:

Actually Bod, I've done #1 on the list (but only used 1 box). Then I followed them to the checkout...it was hilarious!

But of course, that was in my younger, less..um.... Mature stage...

heheh

*GASP* Kassandra!!!! *GASP* :laughing:

What awesome ideas! We have a Mieyer store my hubby and I go to late at night when we are bored. I have to write these down! :laughing: I love to pull pranks!

Hehe, I feel a naughty tingling coming on....

Nice one Russian Blue

I love that kind of joke, when I was younger I would pull practical jokes on family, friends and sometimes strangers.
I remember one time a long time friend and I did that old wallet on a fishing string trick and recorded it on camcorder, just for the laughs. Hard to believe that people still fall for that one! I also used to make my old roommate pb&j sandwiches with toothpaste added to it. She really fell for that LOL. One time, my best friend and I thought we would get her brother back because he had played a joke on us and so when he went to a party, we went into his bedroom, glued his shoes on the ceiling, put thumb tacks in his bed, swapped all his drawers around, unscrewed the legs on his bed. When he got home, he was so mad, that he was kicking and punching us. LOL.
There is one joke that I always do to others, they always fall for it! What I do is make an official looking envelope, put the logo and address of the phone company on it, and write up an official looking letter from the phone company, complete with its logo and the letter says (not exactly those words) 'Our company will start the process of cleaning the phone lines, as debris accumulates and so we will be blowing the phone lines and between the dates of such and such, we recommend you cover the handpiece of your telephone with a plastic bag to prevent the risk of any harmful debris coming out of your phone.'
The first time I did this with my roommate, we did it on her mother, she thought the phone company was playing a joke on her, and so she called them up and ragged at them. It was only because she discovered a copy of the letter that we had made for her brother that she knew she had been had. I still laugh about it to this day. I think I got the idea from a website somewhere, but it really is good for a joke. You have to see the reactions that other people have when they get letters like that. Dang I am laughing now.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: