STRICT AND UNBENDING RULES FOR DEALING WITH STRAY CATS
1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence and will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given names.
8. Stray cats with or without names will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y".
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the REALLY GOOD furniture.
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on the new, VERY EXPENSIVE sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet cat litter.
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
21.Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.
22.Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
23. Stray cats will only be allowed to sleep at the foot of our bed.
24.Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.
26. Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk.
27, Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk near the computer.
28. Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk near the computer when the human is wecidjfakrawenrseia29423u9042u....... USING IT!!!
1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence and will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given names.
8. Stray cats with or without names will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y".
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the REALLY GOOD furniture.
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on the new, VERY EXPENSIVE sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet cat litter.
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
21.Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.
22.Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
23. Stray cats will only be allowed to sleep at the foot of our bed.
24.Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.
26. Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk.
27, Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk near the computer.
28. Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk near the computer when the human is wecidjfakrawenrseia29423u9042u....... USING IT!!!
