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Haven't seen a blonde joke on here lately

post #1 of 4
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so here it goes!

A blondes car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very
long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches
the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!"asks the Officer.
"Hellll-looo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
post #2 of 4
Too funny

We should start a Blonde joke thread.
post #3 of 4
That's actually one I haven't heard before!

post #4 of 4
How about this one.

Bambi was always very upset because everyone she knew treated like she was just another dumb blonde.
So one day she decided to prove just how smart she actually was.
Her boyfriend Derek was really into jigsaw puzzles so she decided if she bought a really difficult one and put it together by herself then he would have to admit she was intelligent.
Bambi went to the store to shop for her puzzle, she looked around until she found one she thought was just perfect.
It featured a sunrise in the background, and a rooster sitting on a fence in the foreground, crowing to greet the new day.
Bambi paid for the puzzle, hurried home and spread it out on the table to put together.
Hours went by and she just couldn't manage to figure out how the pieces went.
Finally desperate to make the puzzle work she call her boyfriend over to help.
Bambi meet him at the door explaining to him what she had been trying to do.
Derek walked into the kitchen, looked at the pieces on the table, then the box.
Shaking his head he said, " Okay hon, you tried, now put the corn flakes back in the box and I will take you shopping.

And of coarse my sister's (who is blonde) favorite joke..
What do you call a dark hair girl laying in a ditch?
A brunette that told one to many blonde jokes.
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