Scratch's obsession with toys that are not toys.
Toy number one: the door stop. It's one of those spring like things that make that BOING noise when you flick it. Try hearing that at 3am. He ceases to be cute.
Toy number two: the mini-blinds. To look out side he smashes them against the window. Try hearing this: SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE. SMASH.... meow? SCRAPE. It's 4am, he's demon spawn.
Toy number three: My little black dress. Oh, so you think that a little black dress can't be annoying in the middle of the night? Well, you are SO mistaken. It has this LONNNGGG black cord to it. He pulls it out and puts it on the bed to play with it. I am woken up by a kitty playing. It's like the bed is shaking through an earth quake. Its 5am.... he is the devil incarnate.
I'm never going to sleep again.
Toy number one: the door stop. It's one of those spring like things that make that BOING noise when you flick it. Try hearing that at 3am. He ceases to be cute.
Toy number two: the mini-blinds. To look out side he smashes them against the window. Try hearing this: SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE. SMASH.... meow? SCRAPE. It's 4am, he's demon spawn.
Toy number three: My little black dress. Oh, so you think that a little black dress can't be annoying in the middle of the night? Well, you are SO mistaken. It has this LONNNGGG black cord to it. He pulls it out and puts it on the bed to play with it. I am woken up by a kitty playing. It's like the bed is shaking through an earth quake. Its 5am.... he is the devil incarnate.
I'm never going to sleep again.