I wanna be a bear

This was too funny to keep to myself:

In my next life......

I wanna be a female bear.......

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep
for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I
could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially
grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup........I wanna be a bear!

LMAO...sounds good!

That's cute. Yep, I could handle that too!

Sounds great to me!! :laughing: :laughing2

Bears get hunted by humans But it still sounds good

Eh, you'd just swat them too... :laughing:

I'll sign up for being a bear!

I'll be a bear, too. Sounds like one heck of a deal. Of course, I also think I would like to be a kitty in my next life, but only if I can be owned by someone like us on TCS! My kitties have a darn good life!

Heidi, If I came back as your kitty, would you promise me people food? I've lost my taste for mouse. I could handle the petting,(men preferred), milk, please, and red satin and velvet pillows...ahhh and the sunbeam. Not a bad deal, but I won't hunt. I just want that kind of spoiling.