I got up early this morning to go to the bathroom, and when I went back to bed Sonic was curled up in the middle of my duvet. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Sonic, come on my little lovey, move over so I can get back in bed
Sonic: Mrrrrrrrgrrrrworrrrrreaow (grumbly grumbly cat noise)
Me: Come on now, move over a bit (gently pushes cat)
Me: Shush, you'll wake Nate up, come on you wee horror, move over (gently pushes cat again)
Me: Ok, ok, you stay there, just let me get on the edge of the bed... no no, it's ok you don't have to move. I can balance here just fine.
And with Radar (the quiet one) this morning while I was making a cup of tea:
Me, putting empty cup on counter: Hello Radeybum, who's my bestest boy?
Me: No no no, I don't need you to help me turn on the tap.
Me: Ok, have a drink
Me: Don't flick water on me with your paw. Out of the way, I want to fill the kettle
Me: Radar get your head out of the kettle you silly boy!
Me: Yes, it's a box of teabags. Ok, have a sniff at the teabags (holds box out so Radar can sniff)
Me: Radey, that's the same teabag you just sniffed, it's just in the mug now
Me: OK that's enough, get your head out of my mug. You've seen my mug before
Me (holding Radar back while I pour the hot water): This is hot, do not, I repeat DO NOT try to lick it
Me: Come on then, all done, I'm going back to the sitting room now
Radar: (thundering of kitty feet doing a good impersonation of a herd of stampeding elephants and trying to trip me while I'm carrying a mug of boiling water)
Me: Radar, BE CAREFUL THIS IS HOT! (Removes cat hair from tea before drinking)
Don't you just love having kitty help in the kitchen?