
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" -William Shakespeare
or, if you prefer, you could go with 1 Corinthians 6:7 if you're a fan of the Bible.
Honestly. Ok, so they lost your pants more than once. You've been "wronged". And I'll agree, that's annoying and the makings of a bad day, probably, something you call your mom about or relieve the stress of with a beer when you get home. Then, YOU SWITCH DRY CLEANERS. That's what's great about capitalism, you know. There is more than one dry cleaners competing, and you can find one that give you the service you prefer! Wow!
Satisfaction guaranteed is a tired old catchphrase that can't possiby be taken seriously. Nothing in life is guaranteed, not even your dry cleaning. So grow up and get over it and stop acting like a whole country full of spoiled, petulant 6 year olds.