When eating a dinner of Smoked Trout...

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Make sure that the bathroom door is shut tightly because the three kitties that chased you into it while trying to get to said Smoked Trout will break in anyway while your husband is laughing.

It went like this, I took the trout out of the refrigerator and set it on the counter. This caused a tornado of gray, black, and light brown fur to start at my feet. Do you know what three cats sound like when they meow all at the same time? I do. It's loud. Realizing that I would have no way of eating my dinner in peace I picked it up and dashed into the bathroom. Being in a rush, I didn't shut the door tight enough so 8-Bit came barreling in first. He lept up on the counter and licked his chops. Scratch then tried running circles around my feet to trip me when I started to walk. Dr Claw jumped on the toilet to sweep in once I was defeated. BUT, they had one fatal flaw. They forgot the other human in the house was on MY side and knew how to work the dust buster.(It's the evil twin of the vacuum monster.) My knight on a white horse came in and chased all three of them out. We then lit a candle and had a very romantic dinner of smoked trout and capers off of a roll of toilet paper.

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I don't think Trout would be very good smoked, she is too sweet



sorry, couldn't resist...*runs away*
 

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Originally Posted by Dragoriana

I don't think Trout would be very good smoked, she is too sweet



sorry, couldn't resist...*runs away*
that ok i was thinking along the same lines.
 
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Originally Posted by Dragoriana

I don't think Trout would be very good smoked, she is too sweet



sorry, couldn't resist...*runs away*
Awwww... I would NEVER eat Trout! I would take her home and rub her belly though! I just love Torties!

 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

Awwww... I would NEVER eat Trout! I would take her home and rub her belly though! I just love Torties!

Heeeeeeey what about calicos? Oh you should have seen that fluffy tummy last night. She was on her back and just BEGGING for rubs!
 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

Make sure that the bathroom door is shut tightly because the three kitties that chased you into it while trying to get to said Smoked Trout will break in anyway while your husband is laughing.

It went like this, I took the trout out of the refrigerator and set it on the counter. This caused a tornado of gray, black, and light brown fur to start at my feet. Do you know what three cats sound like when they meow all at the same time? I do. It's loud. Realizing that I would have no way of eating my dinner in peace I picked it up and dashed into the bathroom. Being in a rush, I didn't shut the door tight enough so 8-Bit came barreling in first. He lept up on the counter and licked his chops. Scratch then tried running circles around my feet to trip me when I started to walk. Dr Claw jumped on the toilet to sweep in once I was defeated. BUT, they had one fatal flaw. They forgot the other human in the house was on MY side and knew how to work the dust buster.(It's the evil twin of the vacuum monster.) My knight on a white horse came in and chased all three of them out. We then lit a candle and had a very romantic dinner of smoked trout and capers off of a roll of toilet paper.

I love my boys.
Your boys crack me up!
They always make me smile and make me wonder what life would be like without a furball...or two...or three! lol


Originally Posted by Dragoriana

Heeeeeeey what about calicos? Oh you should have seen that fluffy tummy last night. She was on her back and just BEGGING for rubs!
Lexi loves to be rubbed on her tummy!! Even when we found her outside she was so trusting.
 

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Originally Posted by Dragoriana

I don't think Trout would be very good smoked, she is too sweet



sorry, couldn't resist...*runs away*
I don't think Natalie would be too happy.
 
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