I hope it's ok to post this, it's hilarious!

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing !
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing !
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing !

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep
up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of
escape. In
an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. *******s!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has
got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe ......For now...

That is so true it is hilarious! Just shows difference between cats and dogs. lol

I've seen this before, but it cracks me up every time. So true!!

Yep it has been around for quite a few years. I've seen a few different versions. Definitely one of my favorites!

hehe funny!!!

Hehehe that IS hilarious! I want a copy for the wall...!!

That is brilliant!!!!!

LMAO I love it!

I love this. I can just picture Kitty behind the sofa scribbeling it down in his secret diary

It`s so true because my sister had to take her dog to the vets to get his paw re-dressed and he just walked in flopped over and stuck all his paws up in the air and wanted a cuddle from the nurse! Going to the vet is his favourite thing!

I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

I had to resurrect this thread because I was chatting with my mom about the difference between cats and dogs (they have a toy poodle), and I remembered reading this. Gotta send it to her!

Laurie

Oh that is hilarious! Love the part: The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. Going to be laughing all day!

Originally Posted by Katz4Life

Oh that is hilarious! Love the part: The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Going to be laughing all day!

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Yup! That's the part that really sent me rolling!

Laurie

Brilliant

That is still one of the funniest piecs of pet humor! I think that this is the link to that one and others"]!

I've seein this so often, you'd think I'd be tired of it by now, but I'm not!!!

I love it!! I had to send it on to some friends

That was too funny! I loved it!