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Watch the ducks!!

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> Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
> > there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't
> > step on
> > the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
> > over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and
> > although they
> > try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
> >
> > Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter
> > chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is
> > to spend
> > eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps
> > accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
> > thing,
> > and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with
> > the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has
> > observed all
> > this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly! ugly !
> > man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months
> > without
> > stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the
> > most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long
> > eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
> > St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman
> > remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of
> > eternity?"
> > The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
post #2 of 4
Ady - that's so funny, laughed so loud at that one I woke the cats up and got a filty look from them.
post #3 of 4
:LOL: :LOL: , I kinda knew what was coming, but it is so funny!!! :LOL: :LOL:
post #4 of 4
So funny, Adrienne!
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