Cat Joke

Although I don't agree with this man's decision to "rid" himself of his wife's cat...it's still a kinda cute joke:



A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat, Fluffy, decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving
him at the park.

As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and
try the same thing.

As we was driving back into his driveway, there was Fluffy!
He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn
cat would always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so
on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from
his home and he left Fluffy there.

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?"

"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answers: "Put Fluffy on the phone.
I'm lost and I need directions!"

He probably had the right idea! Cats have a great homing instinct. Personally, I think they can read road signs, but some people don't believe that....

I have never met a man who wants to ask directions:laughing:

You are so right!! Maybe if he doesn't stop at a gas station, it doesn't count.

Only a man would ask for directions from something that can't speak!

Adrienne! Do you mean to say you don't speak Cat? Well, I'm studying Cat as a Second Language 101 at the local Feliniversity, so I'm not yet fluent, but I can hiss
quite well, coo with some difficulty, and terrify every cat in the neigborhood with my "MRRRRRRRRRRROOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Translation: What's the matter with you? Can't you smell anything? Go ahead, stranger; make my day!

Keep the MRRRRRRRRROOOWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR part in the nose. Then allow it to resonate through the head-no chest tones. Of course, as with all languages, it's the accent that makes one sound like a native speaker.

Hey, guys, wait!! I don't need an ambulance. These people are all crazy cat ladies. They'll tell you I'm sane. Just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaask! ADY!!

Jeanie girl - have you been at the catnip again?

Hmmmmmmph!! Some people just don't want to learn! And this from a friend--and a Brit, too.

I am not saying that I don't speak cat (I have a really realistic purr - freaks the kitties out). But I don't think this guy would have bothered to learn cat. If he had, he wouldn't be trying to get rid of Fluffy! LOL

You've got me there, Adrienne!