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When returning merchandise.. remember this. JOKE

post #1 of 13
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First of all if you (the mods/admin) feel this is inappropriate I apologize and please delete. Otherwise enjoy the joke. I've been in this womans shoes before and I certainly wish I had read this before hand.. then maybe I would have gotten my money back.

This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you
need to return something and they are giving you a hard
time!!!!!!!
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk
she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's
wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
screamed,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
refunded!!
post #2 of 13
I'll try NOT to remember that next time I return that in case I start laughing uncontrollably!
post #3 of 13


That's hilarious!
post #4 of 13
Very funny!
post #5 of 13
Oh, that's terrible!
post #6 of 13
So not right!!!
post #7 of 13
very naughty lol tut smut tut
post #8 of 13
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Oh my, that's good! I'll remember that one for future use
post #9 of 13
post #10 of 13
LOL too funny!
post #11 of 13
lol, I sent this to my friend who works in Customer Service at Kmart! LOL
post #12 of 13
Thanks, you made my day!
post #13 of 13
I laughed so hard when I read that!! I would do something like that when I was at the store--if I thought of it! Sometimes being outrageous is the only way to get your money back.
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