I think Trout beat me up in my sleep...

I woke up this morning with a swollen bloody lip...AND one of my big toenails is cracked right through the middle! Weirdly enough, I feel no pain from it though...

I have no idea how either of these things happened, so the only explanation is that Trout went to town on me while I was sleeping

That little brat.

Yeah, blame it on poor Trout. What did you really do last night?

Or you've started sleep walking and stubbed your toe, and as you bent down, cursing , your mouth hit something else...a dresser? cabinet? lol

Or Trout beat you up.

Uhhhh Nat...just how deep do you sleep? It might be time for a sleep study

Have you been taking Ambien lately?

Originally Posted by GingersMom

Have you been taking Ambien lately?

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hmm and what kinds of shape was the car in this morning?
come on now, do you really think your sweet little trout would niddle your toes?

I've gone to bed and woken up with injuries that I can't explain!

Many years ago back in the 1980's I woke up with the outter part of my left hand and wrist sore and swollen. I went to my friends as planned, but the pain was getting worse, so I went to a walk-in-clinic on my way home. It was a Saturday and they couldn't do an xray, but they felt it wasn't broken. They bandaged it up with an Ace Tensor bandage and sent me on my way. On Monday I was at work and had gone to the ladies room and while I was pulling up my oh so tight control top pantyhose, I heard a "snap" and the pain....omg! I was in tears.

My boss drove me to the emergency room and dropped me off. Eventually I had an xray done and they found out that I had torn some tendons in my hand and wrist. Well...

I started to have a trail of professionals coming in to talk to me...the police, a social worker, victim services etc.

They thought I had been beaten up by my boyfriend or husband. The irony of it is that I lived alone and wasn't even involved with anyone at the time, but they didn't believe me. I told them that I had a waterbed and it was possible that I may have turned over and flung my arm and it landed on the sideboard of the bed. They didn't believe me. So for that injury it was put down as a questionable injury related to spousal abuse. To this day I have no idea how I hurt my hand and wrist.

Originally Posted by theimp98

hmm and what kinds of shape was the car in this morning?
come on now, do you really think your sweet little trout would niddle your toes?

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Hmmm, my car was fine..although...there was fur all over it..I wonder if Trout drugged me, beat me up, threw me in the car, and realized she can't reach the peddles..then threw me back in bed??

Originally Posted by Trouts mom

Hmmm, my car was fine..although...there was fur all over it..I wonder if Trout drugged me, beat me up, threw me in the car, and realized she can't reach the peddles..then threw me back in bed??

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That sounds like as good an explanation as any!

Originally Posted by Trouts mom

Hmmm, my car was fine..although...there was fur all over it..I wonder if Trout drugged me, beat me up, threw me in the car, and realized she can't reach the peddles..then threw me back in bed??

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Thats it!! I bet you thats exactly what happened!!

Originally Posted by Trouts mom

I woke up this morning with a swollen bloody lip...AND one of my big toenails is cracked right through the middle! Weirdly enough, I feel no pain from it though...

I have no idea how either of these things happened, so the only explanation is that Trout went to town on me while I was sleeping

That little brat.

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She is just getting back at you for you spilling juice on her the other day

Y'know, seriously... a sleep study is not a bad idea. Sleep disorders can become dangerous... people have been known to do scary things in their sleep, including going outside, carrying their babies around, cooking, and some people say they've even driven in their sleep! Couldn't hurt to get checked out!

I suppose in a wierd twisted way it's better to be injuring yourself in your sleep that anybody else! But I would agree with the sleep study Then you can catch Trout red-pawed, because they video everything.

well i got beat up by teufel this morning, he pounched on my face gave me a scratch on my chin and on my left breast

Last spring I woke up with two black eyes and a sore upper nose one morning. The kitties must have hit me. It was a bit embarassing, fortunately I wasn't in a relationship at the time, otherwise my SO might have gotten some nasty looks.

awr, poor little Trout, look at her little innocent face! (or IS she??)

Gosh that's crazy! I've woken up missing my shirt a few times (and was completely alone each time...once I was still living at home and I used to lock my door at night and the other DH was deployed!) but nothing like that I don't think. I do occasionally clench my hand into a fist and wake up with blue marks from my nails, which are usually long and naturally hard. Iunnoo bout you Nat!

Originally Posted by CarolPetunia

Y'know, seriously... a sleep study is not a bad idea. Sleep disorders can become dangerous... people have been known to do scary things in their sleep, including going outside, carrying their babies around, cooking, and some people say they've even driven in their sleep! Couldn't hurt to get checked out!

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I had a friend who used to brush her teeth in her sleep every night. I mean every single night! She probably still does! She should have married a dentist!

Wow- seems like you really ticked her off the other day. That'll teach ya to dump juice on her head!

i hate to be gross, but what if a spider crawled on your face and bit you lip? they say we swallow LOADS of spiders in our sleep....

Originally Posted by Renovia

i hate to be gross, but what if a spider crawled on your face and bit you lip? they say we swallow LOADS of spiders in our sleep....

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Spiders and other grubs. If it grosses you out, think of it this way: It's a great source of protein