We're not talking about a rainbow bridge here y'all. Got this in an email and thought it was so funny!
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
>the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
>"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
>one wish."
>
>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
>over anytime I want."
>
>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
>challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
>required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
>would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
>but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
>little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
>
>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish
>that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels
>inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
>cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
>woman truly happy."
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Hilda>^..^<
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
>the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
>"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
>one wish."
>
>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
>over anytime I want."
>
>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
>challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
>required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
>would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
>but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
>little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
>
>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish
>that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels
>inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
>cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
>woman truly happy."
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Hilda>^..^<
