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post #1 of 12
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wasn't sure where to put this but i thought it was pretty funny:



Dog's Diary entries:

8:00am -- Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am -- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am -- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am -- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm -- Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm -- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm -- Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm -- Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00pm -- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm -- Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
11:00pm -- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat's Diary entries:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly .. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....

post #2 of 12
aww that is so true and thats why we love them so much
post #3 of 12
thats so priceless and so true.
post #4 of 12
hahah, love it! so true.
post #5 of 12
haha, that is really cute!
post #6 of 12
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Originally Posted by mooficat View Post
aww that is so true and thats why we love them so much
lol, yes, of course! who couldn't love all that...
post #7 of 12
I got that as an email once. I laughed so hard. It really is funny how true it is!
post #8 of 12
I love this too.

There's a floor mat with the part about the dry nuggets (the mat says cereal, I think). Some friends of mine have it and they've often opened their front door to find me starting at the ground laughing!
post #9 of 12
I love it!!!
post #10 of 12
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Originally Posted by catcrazyperson View Post
wasn't sure where to put this but i thought it was pretty funny:



Dog's Diary entries:

8:00am -- Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am -- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am -- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am -- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm -- Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm -- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm -- Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm -- Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00pm -- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm -- Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
11:00pm -- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat's Diary entries:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly .. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....

I'll be darned if your dog is not exactly like my DW! Every thing I do, she says that is my favorite thing! I tell her over and over that only ONE THING can be your favorite thing. Then she will turn right around and say oh, my favorite movie is on tonight, which is what she says about ten times a month. Each time I tell her that is what she said about the other one, how can this one also be your favorite?
post #11 of 12
that is sooo cute! my PHX is the same way... Now I know why he is always right in front or right in between my feet when I'm walking! I'm trying to outsmart him ...... next time though!! hehe
post #12 of 12
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Originally Posted by mybabyphx View Post
that is sooo cute! my PHX is the same way... Now I know why he is always right in front or right in between my feet when I'm walking! I'm trying to outsmart him ...... next time though!! hehe
of course! they are all woking together...to take over the world! we should let someone know about this...
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Originally Posted by Persi & Alley View Post
I'll be darned if your dog is not exactly like my DW! Every thing I do, she says that is my favorite thing! I tell her over and over that only ONE THING can be your favorite thing. Then she will turn right around and say oh, my favorite movie is on tonight, which is what she says about ten times a month. Each time I tell her that is what she said about the other one, how can this one also be your favorite?
lol, ya i can be like that too. just too many things make me happy!
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