Now, this IS intended to be funny and I almost posted it elsewhere but because of it's political content I decided to pop it in IMO. End of disclaimer. 
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
And just to keep it fair and unbiased
How many Democrats are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. One Democrat to say the light bulb change was thwarted for political reasons;
2. One Democrat to blame the whole thing on Karl Rove;
3. One Democrat to call for a tax hike to pay for better light bullbs;
4. One Democrat to call for a Special Prosecutor;
5. One Democrat to immediately put forth legislation requiring that all light bulbs be changed by union members;
6. One Democrat to blame Haliburton for failing their contract;
7. One Democrat to say the whole thing was just a red herring to get our minds off the leaky faucet;
8. One Democrat to interview to the victimized electrician who lost the bid;
9. One Democrat to write legislation forcing us to buy carbon offsets before changing the light bulb;
10. And one Democrat to wear a "Screw the light bulb!' t-shirt and stay in the camera shot.
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
And just to keep it fair and unbiased
How many Democrats are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. One Democrat to say the light bulb change was thwarted for political reasons;
2. One Democrat to blame the whole thing on Karl Rove;
3. One Democrat to call for a tax hike to pay for better light bullbs;
4. One Democrat to call for a Special Prosecutor;
5. One Democrat to immediately put forth legislation requiring that all light bulbs be changed by union members;
6. One Democrat to blame Haliburton for failing their contract;
7. One Democrat to say the whole thing was just a red herring to get our minds off the leaky faucet;
8. One Democrat to interview to the victimized electrician who lost the bid;
9. One Democrat to write legislation forcing us to buy carbon offsets before changing the light bulb;
10. And one Democrat to wear a "Screw the light bulb!' t-shirt and stay in the camera shot.
Ouch!!! 
Love it!! 
