What do you repeatedly say to your cats?

I am just wondering...

I always find myself saying to Trout at least 10 times a day "Trout you're so :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor: cute".

I can't even help it, it just comes out without me even knowing it..

Is there anything that you are constantly saying to your cats?

i often say hello my babba , or chirpy as 2 of my cats dont meow they chirp. yes the babba one is silly i know hehe

"Ben your not allowed up there!"
"Molly your so pretty!"
"Lucky! You are not my boyfriend! Stop nuzzling my boobs!"

Mostly Mommy loves you and Mommy's right here to Joey who cries incessantly to me

Oh my ... I do this all the time. I keep telling them how handsome or how beautiful they are, and I'll repeat it 10 times in 10 minutes, LOL!!! I keep asking them how they are, how was their day, etc. They never answer (in English, anyway,) but I keep on asking!

And now that I'm talking to them about bringing Penny in - I tell them each how very special they are, and especially for Ginger, I tell her over and over and over that SHE is the boss kitty, she is my most special girl, and that NO ONE will replace her as queen of the cats in my house. Oh - and that she has to BE NICE to Penny!

Wheres my little muffins then!!!

Wheres mums babies!

Come to mummy!

Rosie, sweeties!!

Look at them face to face and say "Your gorgeous do you know that!!"

Goooood kitty! or I'm gonna beat you up. I tell them that and they get all excited cuz I say it when I am playing with them.

Originally Posted by Kaylacat

Goooood kitty! or I'm gonna beat you up.

I tell them that and they get all excited cuz I say it when I am playing with them.

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Oh that's funny - I forgot about that!

Ginger likes to try to get me to "get" her by looking at me and shaking her head at me from the top of her cat tree - when she was little, she'd do that then run away wanting me to chase her.

Now when she shakes her head at me, I say: "Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME? You want some of this? I'll give you some of this!"

Then I go over and give her scritches.

I tell them often how beautiful/handsome they are. And I'm always saying "stop it you little brat!"

Dorian Grey...GET OUT OF THERE!
Spookie(Ophelia)....play nice or you're gonna get it someday
Teach(Twitch)....you are such a beach
Damita Damita Damita Damita Damita!!! (that is how I call her to me)
Molly Dolly Doo Doo.....who loves you?
TigerLily Marlene....where are you now?

My favorite one.... "all right...who left their hair on my shirt?"

"Who's my fuzzy bunny?" -- to Spike

"Who's my chubby bunny?" -- to Oz (who is no longer chubby)

"I am not a scratching post."

"It's a good thing you're cute, because ... [insert reason here: eg you're really dim, you're not very graceful, you're really obnoxious, etc.]" -- usually said to Spike

"Those don't get any smaller" (said when Oz is trying to use me as a pillow and thinks my boobs are getting in the way)

I call them pretty girls. Oh and Phantom gets told NO alot. She doesn't listen. And I meow at them alot and chirp to them too!

Originally Posted by GingersMom

...she is my most special girl...

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That's exactly what I tell my Pearl! And I assure Clyde that he's my "very most special boy."

I say that to finesse my way around the fact that my folks' kitties, Dylan, Sassy, Abby, and St. John, are all special to me, too... but Clyde and Pearl are really my babies.

Sometimes when Pearl and Sassy have a dispute, Clyde will get all puffed up and step in on Pearl's behalf, and I have to say, "Now you just unbristle yourself, young man!" And he does!

"Hey little fella" or "hey little buddy" but it's all in my tone of voice, of course.

Or chatty conversations:

Wally: *meow*

Me: Oh yeah?

Wally: *meooooh*

Me: Really? You don't say!

Wally: *meaaah*

Lucy be nice (she's always hissing or whacking Carly)

Carly - You've been fed and you're not hungry.

Much, I'll brush you in a little bit.

Something i say when i get home is 'who did this?'
Spaghetti toes' is a nickname.
Sometimes 'poopy pants' is called for. (due to the occasional "cling-on" "left-overs")

LMAO - "Sadie, you are a naughty girl but Mommy loves u anyways!"

I swear I spend half my time at home saying:

"STUMPY! Don't even THINK about it!" When I see her walking with a purpose to something she wants to scratch on

"STUMPY! Get off the table!!!!"

"STUMPY!!!! Leave those darn tissues alone!!!!"

And then "Awwww Stumpy, look at those innocent eyes, you're so cute"

Smudge is usually "no Smudgey it's NOT dinner time yet", from as soon as we get up until dinner time, then from half an hour after dinner time until bed time.

Lily gets "it's ok sweetheart, I'm not going to hurt you", when she shies away from me

There's nanny's princess - to Mika.

Gosh, I just love you so much - to Bijou.