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Who takes the blame?

post #1 of 27
Thread Starter 
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work... he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer... your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk... he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners... you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman... you blame the gun manufacturer.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
post #2 of 27
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Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work... he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer... your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk... he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners... you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman... you blame the gun manufacturer.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
Are you sure you want us to do that? He's already pretty booked with blame
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post #4 of 27
i plan on taking gates to court for making me wait forever how his dumb
and slow Os loads. he waste my life every day
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post #6 of 27
I'm pretty sure when any of us die, it will be from extreme unhuman eye strain...and we will all be able to blame Bill Gates
post #7 of 27
if i drop and break a plate-im blaming the people who made the plates- for making them to slippery.
And wineries and beer companies for when i have a hang over
post #8 of 27


Thats funny!!!
post #9 of 27
That is too funny
post #10 of 27
TCS for being so addictive and me sitting on the pc instead of going to bed
post #11 of 27
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Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
.So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
Your butt is old and wrinkly?
post #12 of 27
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Originally Posted by minxie View Post
Your butt is old and wrinkly?
post #13 of 27
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Originally Posted by minxie View Post
Your butt is old and wrinkly?
hmm, i would normaly at this point say, pics or did not happen ,
but since this a family site i wont say that.
post #14 of 27
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
hmm, i would normaly at this point say, pics or did not happen ,
but since this a family site i wont say that.
Please don't say that....Jan would be the one to post pics!
post #15 of 27
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Originally Posted by white cat lover View Post
Please don't say that....Jan would be the one to post pics!
Don't rule me out either. I've got nothing better to do.
post #16 of 27
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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC View Post
Don't rule me out either. I've got nothing better to do.
*gags*

Just kidding...but everyone....please spare us behind pictures!!!
post #17 of 27
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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC View Post
Don't rule me out either. I've got nothing better to do.
lol but we where talking about jan's
you would need to start a whole new thread for yours.
or that would be a thread hijacking
post #18 of 27
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lol but we where talking about jan's
you would need to start a whole new thread for yours.
or that would be a thread hijacking
I'll spare everyone. I don't want to make Nat throw up again
post #19 of 27
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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC View Post
I'll spare everyone. I don't want to make Nat throw up again
nat young she would be ok
but this is a family site, soo non of those please. haha
post #20 of 27
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Originally Posted by chromodactyl View Post
TCS for being so addictive and me sitting on the pc instead of going to bed

I think that one would have to be a class action lawsuit!
post #21 of 27
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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC View Post
I'll spare everyone. I don't want to make Nat throw up again
What a gentleman!

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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
nat young she would be ok
but this is a family site, soo non of those please. haha
And you....keep those cheeks covered!
post #22 of 27


Wrinkly butts
Pictures?
Blaming hangovers on other people
post #23 of 27
I'm going to blame the clothing manufacturer's for making clothes that shrink so because they don't fit me anymore.....
post #24 of 27
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by minxie View Post
Your butt is old and wrinkly?
Well, not wrinkly...
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Originally Posted by white cat lover View Post
Please don't say that....Jan would be the one to post pics!
I would but I need a wide angle lens...
post #25 of 27
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Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
Well, not wrinkly...

I would but I need a wide angle lens...
well it was worth reading all this thread to get to that !!!!!
post #26 of 27
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Originally Posted by mooficat View Post
well it was worth reading all this thread to get to that !!!!!

sorry i started it, my fault
post #27 of 27
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
sorry i started it, my fault
Well I gotta say it - you always do
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