Who takes the blame?

gemlady

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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work... he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer... your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk... he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners... you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman... you blame the gun manufacturer.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work... he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer... your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk... he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners... you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman... you blame the gun manufacturer.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
Are you sure you want us to do that? He's already pretty booked with blame
 

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i plan on taking gates to court for making me wait forever how his dumb
and slow Os loads. he waste my life every day
 

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I'm pretty sure when any of us die, it will be from extreme unhuman eye strain...and we will all be able to blame Bill Gates
 

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if i drop and break a plate-im blaming the people who made the plates- for making them to slippery.
And wineries and beer companies for when i have a hang over
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

.So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
Your butt is old and wrinkly?
 

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Originally Posted by minxie

Your butt is old and wrinkly?
hmm, i would normaly at this point say, pics or did not happen ,
but since this a family site i wont say that.
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

hmm, i would normaly at this point say, pics or did not happen ,
but since this a family site i wont say that.
Please don't say that....Jan would be the one to post pics!
 

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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC

Don't rule me out either. I've got nothing better to do.
*gags*


Just kidding...but everyone....please spare us behind pictures!!!
 

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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC

Don't rule me out either. I've got nothing better to do.
lol but we where talking about jan's
you would need to start a whole new thread for yours.

or that would be a thread hijacking
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

lol but we where talking about jan's
you would need to start a whole new thread for yours.

or that would be a thread hijacking
I'll spare everyone. I don't want to make Nat throw up again
 

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Originally Posted by ReesesPBC

I'll spare everyone. I don't want to make Nat throw up again
nat young she would be ok

but this is a family site, soo non of those please. haha
 

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Originally Posted by chromodactyl

TCS for being so addictive and me sitting on the pc instead of going to bed
I think that one would have to be a class action lawsuit!
 
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