I have never had a speeding ticket. (knock on wood)
I have been pulled over leaving a bar at 2am (I was wasted) I had to do the whole sobriety test (luckily not the breathalizer though) and somehow PASSED! Wheww.. no DWI
I accidently (as if I did it on purpose
) rear ended someone and had to go to "traffic school" to get it off my record.
I've had a ticket for expired tags.. oops