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Famous quote about cats

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"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Anonymous
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -- Dave Platt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
"Cats walk around the house with the following attitude: Ãt's nice that those people bought a house for me,
but why do they have to live in it themselves?'" -- Dutch columnist Simon Carmiggelt, via Frans van de Loo
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are G-d. ... One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one
who suffered from insomnia ... Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
"I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in
when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that a woman hates in a man, they love in a cat." -- Jay Leno
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." -- Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as
well." -- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." -- John S. Nichols
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will mess up your computer." -- Bruce Graham
"My husband said it was him or the cat. The cat was allergic. I got rid of my husband. I miss him
sometimes." -- Anonymous
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Oh so true; eery last one of them is the reason I gravitate towards cats as opposed to people. . . .
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Three cheers for Jay Leno!

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"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Anonymous

i thought this one to be so beautiful.
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Those are some pretty good ones. Love the Jay Leno one.

"Beware of people who dislike cats." - Irish proverb
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