Newfie calls >9-1-1 for my fellow Canadians

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Newfie calls 9-1-1...

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Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"Hello, is this the RCMP?"

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"Yes. What do you want?"

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is hiding

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:marijuana inside his firewood."

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

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Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house. They

Â:censor: Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:searchedÂ:censor:the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor: Â:censor: openÂ:censor:everyÂ:censoriece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore at Mike and left.

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Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor: The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house... "Hey, Mike! Did the

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor: RCMPÂ:censor:come to your house?"

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Yeah!"

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"Did they chop your firewood?"

Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"Yep."

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Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:Â:censor:"Happy Birthday, Buddy."

For my non Canadian friends, a Newfie refers to a person from the province of Newfoundland and RCMP is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

LOL-Good thing you cleared that up Ady, I thought you meant the dog.

Cute joke!