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Thanks to my mum for these lol. You need to hear kiddy jokes every once in a while.
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: So much purr can.
Q: What food does a cat likes best?
A: Mice pudding.
Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?
A: A purr-snatcher.
Q: How do you make a cat dizzy?
A: Give it a tailspin.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A polecat.
Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs.
Q: Why did the cat like to go bowling?
A: He was an alley cat.
Q: Why was the baby kitten so irritable?
A: It needed a cat nap.
Q: What kind of cat goes boom! boom?
A: A tom tom cat.
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.
Q: Why did the cat want to become a nurse?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: What kind of cat had eight legs?
A: An octo-puss!
Q: When is it unlucky to have a black cat cross your path?
A: When you're a mouse!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog and a cat?
A: An animal that chases itself!
Q: What do you call a lemon-eating cat?
A: A Sour puss!
Q: How many cat have been elected President of the United States?
A1: Thomeows Jefferson.
A2: Grow-fer Cleveland.
A3: James Meowonroe.
A4: Hairy S. Truman.
A5: Jimmy Catter.
A6: Dwight D. Einsenmeower.
A7: James A. Garfield!
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!
Q: Did you ever see a catfish?
A: No! How would she hold the rod and reel?
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens!
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: So much purr can.
Q: What food does a cat likes best?
A: Mice pudding.
Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?
A: A purr-snatcher.
Q: How do you make a cat dizzy?
A: Give it a tailspin.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A polecat.
Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs.
Q: Why did the cat like to go bowling?
A: He was an alley cat.
Q: Why was the baby kitten so irritable?
A: It needed a cat nap.
Q: What kind of cat goes boom! boom?
A: A tom tom cat.
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.
Q: Why did the cat want to become a nurse?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: What kind of cat had eight legs?
A: An octo-puss!
Q: When is it unlucky to have a black cat cross your path?
A: When you're a mouse!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog and a cat?
A: An animal that chases itself!
Q: What do you call a lemon-eating cat?
A: A Sour puss!
Q: How many cat have been elected President of the United States?
A1: Thomeows Jefferson.
A2: Grow-fer Cleveland.
A3: James Meowonroe.
A4: Hairy S. Truman.
A5: Jimmy Catter.
A6: Dwight D. Einsenmeower.
A7: James A. Garfield!
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!
Q: Did you ever see a catfish?
A: No! How would she hold the rod and reel?
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens!
