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post #1 of 14
Thread Starter 
HILARIOUS email!! Had to share with u guys! Hope I don't offend any men out there..

Let me know which class you'd sign your "signifcant other" up for!

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, May 10, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of
Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? ---
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 h ours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and
The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into
The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking
In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful
To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for
2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She
Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother
and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours !
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and
Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for
2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
post #2 of 14
I bet there'll be a high percentage of drop-outs.
post #3 of 14
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Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
I bet there'll be a high percentage of drop-outs.
Hey now....I'm sure the percentage of guys who make it will be slightly higher than the percentage of dropouts

I could use the ice cube tray class. Everything else I think I have covered
post #4 of 14
8 and 11 for sure!!
post #5 of 14
I definitely need to enroll Pat in 1, 2, 4, 6, 7 (he may need to take this one twick), 8, 9, 13, and 14! Can I get a volume discount?
post #6 of 14
Hehe, saw that years ago but its still hilarious! My bf could definitely take a few of those classes!
post #7 of 14
My hub graduated with first class honours last year in this course hahah!!!!! I might resend him on a refresher course for classes 5,9 and 10 though!!! lol
post #8 of 14
What a riot!
post #9 of 14
lol i will fix those for you once i get to work
post #10 of 14
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
I bet there'll be a high percentage of drop-outs.
OHHHH ye of little faith!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ReesesPBC View Post
Hey now....I'm sure the percentage of guys who make it will be slightly higher than the percentage of dropouts
I could use the ice cube tray class. Everything else I think I have covered
That's the way to think- think positive!

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Originally Posted by Phenomsmom View Post
8 and 11 for sure!!
Does he know and agree with your opinion on this??

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tari View Post
I definitely need to enroll Pat in 1, 2, 4, 6, 7 (he may need to take this one twick), 8, 9, 13, and 14! Can I get a volume discount?
A very good question!

Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulaS View Post
Hehe, saw that years ago but its still hilarious! My bf could definitely take a few of those classes!
Does he know and agree with your opinion on this??

Quote:
Originally Posted by minxie View Post
My hub graduated with first class honours last year in this course hahah!!!!! I might resend him on a refresher course for classes 5,9 and 10 though!!! lol
WOW one of these RARE men!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockcat View Post
What a riot!
I agree!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
lol i will fix those for you once i get to work
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. How will you fix these?????????
post #11 of 14
I showed this to Pat last night. He denies needing 1 and 2, but admits he could probably use 3 and 12 as well.
post #12 of 14
Quote:
Originally Posted by gemlady View Post
I bet there'll be a high percentage of drop-outs.
I was thinking more along the lines of a death-toll, rather than a drop-out rate.
post #13 of 14
4, 7, and 13. How's this for forgetful. He and I share the same birthday, and he still forgot it one year.
post #14 of 14
lol i was to busy at work last night, to fix them, and now to sleeply
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