Two Nuns

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight
and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most?
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and
he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.




SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

He he! I love nun jokes - having been convent educated. More, please

Even if I'm not Catholic, Adrienne? Not that I expected it to be dirty, of course. Just a hypothetical question!

jeanie - you are excused!

Hey! She believed me! And rightly so, Adrienne. My mind is spotless! (Wellllll, I'm really not Roman Catholic, anyway.)

Yep, Jeanies mind is totally spotless, nothing on/in it at all... completely blank.... heh heh heh!! :laughing:

Hehe Good way to start off the morning with a chuckle.

All right, Miss Rhea! I heard that! Now I'm not sending you those peanut butter cups I talked about two months ago. And JESSICA! Are you laughing at the story or my empty head? Maybe I won't send you peanut butter-----no, worse yet, NO LICORICE. Hmmph. Guess I told them.