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grrr, Eazy please

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I know i have nipples, but there is no need to lick them. you will not find any lunch there.

geee talk about a bad way to wake up,
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OMG That is the funniest thing I've read on here in a long time
post #3 of 21
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well, cats do have rough tongue kinda of a shock you know lol
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Its like when I wake up with Portia sitting on my face
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bet that got you outta bed

Dino used to lick armpits thankfully he got outta that little habit
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Originally Posted by jane_vernon View Post
Its like when I wake up with Portia sitting on my face
that would make a cool pic !!!

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Originally Posted by mooficat View Post
bet that got you outta bed

Dino used to lick armpits thankfully he got outta that little habit
lol oh yea, it woke me up fast
hehe getting your armpit licked does not sound like much fun
post #7 of 21
Sounds about like my kitty cuetips AKA Cat-tips. My cat Oreo has taken up the job as living cuetip. People around my house wake up to a wet gritty tongue in their ear more than a few times a week. My 6 yr old actually had me ROLLING yesterday morning. A friend of her at school bites her nails and she told my daughter her mom had put hot sauce on her fingertips one. Well as you can imagine my 6 yr old said "Mom all we have to do is put Hot Sauce in our ears before we go to bed".

Im waiting to wake up to cat licking hot sauce out my ear because I have a feeling my 6 yr old will suprise me with her cure for cattips.
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Dino used to lick armpits thankfully he got outta that little habit
And here I thought Tomas licking DH's toes right after he gets home from work and takes his work boots off was gross!
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Um....yeah..I have to wear shirts everywhere I go here too I wonder why cats like nipples?
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That was great
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Bruce, you kill me
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Well, you insist on using that tuna flavored nipple cream...
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Well, you insist on using that tuna flavored nipple cream...
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Bruce, you kill me
i hope not, you have to many cute kitties to take care of

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Well, you insist on using that tuna flavored nipple cream...
well i am going to bed now, and thinking of duct tape nipple guards.
2 days in a row he is starting to scare me
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Duct tape nipple guards?!?! Whatever works my friend....whatever works...
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I laughed so hard when I read this that I think I wet my pants a little.
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OMG that is funny.
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I laughed so hard when I read this that I think I wet my pants a little.

eheh i am glad i could bring a smile to your face
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OMG I can just imagine this big bad biker jumping out of bed!
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That is hysterical! Perhaps you should invest in a bra to protect your tata's!
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OMG, that's hilarious!

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Um....yeah..I have to wear shirts everywhere I go here too I wonder why cats like nipples?
What, that's the only reason you wear shirts?!

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well i am going to bed now, and thinking of duct tape nipple guards.
Oooh you're gonna have fun ripping that off in the morning!
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