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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover. The first things he sees are two aspirins and a glass of water. He takes the aspirins and cringes when he clocks a black eye in the bathroom mirror. Then he sees a note from his wife: "Honey, breakfast is made and I left early to get groceries to make your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling."

He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast. His son is also at the table. Jack asks: "What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, threw up and got that black eye when you stumbled into the door."


Confused, he asks his son: "So, why did mum leave that note and breakfast?"

His son replies: "She dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your trousers off you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married'!"

Broken coffee table: £150.
Hot breakfast: £5.
Two aspirins: 10p.
Saying the right thing, at the right time: priceless.
 
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