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Do you remember the Hollywood Squares? Here are a few of the original show's answers.

1. Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
A: Charlie Weaver: three days of steady drinking should do it.

2. Q: True or False A pea can last as long as 5,000 years?
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

3. Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you a man or woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

4. Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to ask him if he's married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

5. Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charlie Weaver: My sense of decency!

6. Q: What are "Do it", "I can help", and "Can't get enough"?
A: George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment.

7. Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

8. Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
A: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy raising strawberries.

9. Q: In bowling , what is a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy!

10. Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures

11. Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately , Peter< I'm always safer in the bedroom.

12. Q: Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

13. Q: When you pat a dog on his head, he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

14. Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with kissing alot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!

15. Q: Is it possible for the puppies of a litter to have more than one dad?
A: Paul Lynde: Why that bitch!

16. Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it is certainly not neglected!

17. Q: Back in the old days, when grandpa put horseradish on his forehead, what was he trying to do?
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

18. Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

19. Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.

20. Q: Do female frogs croak?
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Now go out there and ask your kids all kinds of questions and see what answers you get.

Quote of the week: "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because some day in your life you will have been all of these."
George Washington Carver
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Oh those are funny! :laughing: I really like that show!!
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