I can't win for losing!

The dang cat.

She wants to be in your lap but hates to be picked up and screams and fusses when you do, but is too fat/old to jump up in your lap and if you just leave her on the ground, she screams and fusses and paws at you until you do pick her up and put her in your lap.

She can't make up her kitty mind.

Paige

like eazy, in the lap out of the lap in the lap out of the lap cant make up his mind..
with heyu you need to pick her up which makes her fuss, the she will sit there for 20 min or so.