Cat's personality quiz

bonnie1965

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It says Sebastian is Christopher Columbus - tried answering different ways but still says the same


This is what is says on the "more info about cats link":

Cats

Cat lover? Dog lover? Does it have to be one or the other? Many people argue yes. They believe that people who like cats are intrinsically different from those who like dogs. So what is it about cats? What do people love about them?

First of all, nobody really owns a cat. A cat owns a person. Cats are independent creatures. They are complicated. They are not consistent, predictable, or reliable. They are often neurotic - they can be docile one minute and hissing at a dust ball the next. But cat owners are neurotic too - one minute they love their cat, the next they want to trade it in for a ferrett.

In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America. About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat. In an average year, cat owners in the U.S. spend over $2 billion on cat food. They also spend $6-10 billion on the veterinary and "pampering" costs.

Cats serve many purposes. They are entertainment. They substitute for children. They are companions (dog owners would argue otherwise). And they are beneficial medically: it has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure. And cats are used as healing companions to ill or elderly people.

Facts about Cats.....

A normal cat spends 65% of its time sleeping, 25% of its time grooming, 5% of its time eating, and 5% of its time playing.

The average healthy, well-cared-for cat should live 15 years.

A cat's whiskers are as long as the width of its body.

If you cut off the whiskers on one side of a cat's face, it will walk into walls (because a cat senses objects with its whiskers).

A cat falling from a high place will land unharmed, but a cat falling from a lower place will break bones. When cats fall, they twist their bodies to land on their feet, so falling from a high place will give the cat time to relax its body and absorb the shock of landing.

Cats pant like dogs when they are too hot. They have special cooling glands on their tongues.

Cats don't walk on their whole feet, but on their toes.

In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.

A cat bite is more likely to get infected than a dog bite. (But human bites are the most dangerous).

Cats raise their tails in the air when they are happy.

Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.

A domestic cat can sprint about 31 miles per hour.

White cats with blue eyes are usually deaf.

Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva they use for grooming themselves as they do through urination.

Cat urine glows under a black light.

Humans and Cats.....

Humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.

A cat's brain is more similar to a human's brain than to a dog's brain.

A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, cats have 230.

Cats can hear and smell 3-4 times better than humans and see 6 times better.

When a cat brings you a dead mouse it's trying to teach you to hunt, as if you were a kitten.

"Cat scratch fever" is a rare disease that only happens to people with already compromised immune systems.

Cat Behavior.....

Cats are usually attracted to people who are allergic to them or don't like cats.

Cats are notorious for doing embarrassing things in front of guests.

Cats prefer cheap toys (feather on a string) to expensive ones (balls with bells).

Cats like to be in the shower after someone is done, but get irritated when their paws get wet.

Familiar superstitions about cats.....

They can predict the weather.

You will have bad luck if a black cat crosses your path.

Cats can sense ghosts and other spirits.

Cats are companions to witches and warlocks.

Cats were sacred beings - they are reincarnated people.


Cat Age Scale....

Cats have a different age scale than humans. Below is a graph that shows the comparison between cats and humans:

6 months - 10 years
8 months - 13 years
1 year - 15 years
2 years - 24 years
4 years - 32 years
6 years - 40 years
8 years - 48 years
10 years - 56 years
12 years - 64 years
14 years - 72 years
16 years - 80 years
18 years - 88 years
20 years - 96 years
21 years - 100 years
 

dragoriana

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Yay!! Chuckie got Winnie the Pooh!! my little cuddlebutt!!
 

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Mister got Winne the Pooh, when I get time later I'll do the others
 

renovia

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Stoli:

Former Incarnation: Al Capone

Aliases: Biggie, Mugsy, Vinny, Chunko, Bunto, Killer,Claws, The Predator, Meanie, Feathers

Description: Subject is known murderer, and has taste for the blood of birds and small rodents. Although known for rough behavior, subject always remains well groomed and wearing immaculately tailored coat. Fur may be illegally imported from Italy. Probably has scars. Runs catnip ring, and extorts cat food from others. May meow with slight Brooklyn accent. Prefers to stay in its own neighborhood, but strays into other areas at night. Fearless defender of the homestead from all invading squirrels or mice. Does not give a hoot about other cats, and will attack just for kicks. Good for a quick cuddle, but do not push this cat too far. Protective eyewear suggested. Ankle injury likely upon meeting subject. Has earned a degree in creative shredding of valuables. Loves gangster movies.
 

renovia

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Former Incarnation: Jabba the Hut

Aliases: Fatso, Lardass, Bluto, The Fridge, Tubby, Blob, Garfield, Chubmeister, Lazybones, Weasy

Description: Subject is totally lazy. Will eat anything insight, as long as doing so does not require a great deal of movement. Subject has predilection for soft and comfortable lounging places, preferably in the sunshine. During obligatory movement, may exhibit lateral wobbling motion or tendency to waddle. To avoid injury, do notstand in its way while subject is running. Eyes tend to be a bit dull and unfocused, unless the subject of conversation is food or rest. In such cases, a peculiar focus dominates the gaze. Is not a great conversationalist, although has been known to talk for hours with friends about culinary discoveries found in the trash. Most people confuse this cat's frequent burps for meows. Prefers television to reading. Dreams of training a mouse to become its butler.
 

jessicasoosweet

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Kallie got Audrey Hepburn
Aliases: Princess, Jewels, Cutsie, Poopsie, Precious, Little Boots, Minnie, Boo-Boo
Murphy got Al Capone
Aliases: Biggie, Mugsy, Vinny, Chunko, Bunto, Killer,Claws, The Predator, Meanie, Feathers
 

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Originally Posted by Renovia

Stoli:

Former Incarnation: Al Capone

Aliases: Biggie, Mugsy, Vinny, Chunko, Bunto, Killer,Claws, The Predator, Meanie, Feathers

Description: Subject is known murderer, and has taste for the blood of birds and small rodents. Although known for rough behavior, subject always remains well groomed and wearing immaculately tailored coat. Fur may be illegally imported from Italy. Probably has scars. Runs catnip ring, and extorts cat food from others. May meow with slight Brooklyn accent. Prefers to stay in its own neighborhood, but strays into other areas at night. Fearless defender of the homestead from all invading squirrels or mice. Does not give a hoot about other cats, and will attack just for kicks. Good for a quick cuddle, but do not push this cat too far. Protective eyewear suggested. Ankle injury likely upon meeting subject. Has earned a degree in creative shredding of valuables. Loves gangster movies.
Jamie had the same result!
 

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Severino:

Former Incarnation: Jabba the Hut
Aliases: Fatso, Lardass, Bluto, The Fridge, Tubby, Blob, Garfield, Chubmeister, Lazybones, Weasy

Description: Subject is totally lazy. Will eat anything insight, as long as doing so does not require a great deal of movement. Subject has predilection for soft and comfortable lounging places, preferably in the sunshine. During obligatory movement, may exhibit lateral wobbling motion or tendency to waddle. To avoid injury, do notstand in its way while subject is running. Eyes tend to be a bit dull and unfocused, unless the subject of conversation is food or rest. In such cases, a peculiar focus dominates the gaze. Is not a great conversationalist, although has been known to talk for hours with friends about culinary discoveries found in the trash. Most people confuse this cat's frequent burps for meows. Prefers television to reading. Dreams of training a mouse to become its butler.
 

salemwitchchild

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Former Incarnation: Al Capone

Aliases: Biggie, Mugsy, Vinny, Chunko, Bunto, Killer,Claws, The Predator, Meanie, Feathers

Description: Subject is known murderer, and has taste for the blood of birds and small rodents. Although known for rough behavior, subject always remains well groomed and wearing immaculately tailored coat. Fur may be illegally imported from Italy. Probably has scars. Runs catnip ring, and extorts cat food from others. May meow with slight Brooklyn accent. Prefers to stay in its own neighborhood, but strays into other areas at night. Fearless defender of the homestead from all invading squirrels or mice. Does not give a hoot about other cats, and will attack just for kicks. Good for a quick cuddle, but do not push this cat too far. Protective eyewear suggested. Ankle injury likely upon meeting subject. Has earned a degree in creative shredding of valuables. Loves gangster movies.



ROFL! This is Puff. Thanks that was fun.
 
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