A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
How do you know that the cat was dead? she asked.
Because I pissed in its ear & it didn't move...answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT??? the teacher exclaimed!!!
You know...explained the boy...I went Pssst in its ear and it didn't move!
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
5 minutes later...
..''Daaaaad!''
''What?''...
.'I'm thirsty...can you bring me a drink of water?''...
''No, you had your chance...lights out!''..
.5 minutes later...
'Daaaaad!'....
''What??" .....
''I'm THIRSTY!! Can I have a drink of water??''....
''I told you NO!...if you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!!''....
5 minutes later...
''Daaaaaad...''....
''What?''.....
''When you come spank me, can you bring me a glass of water???''
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It was time during the sunday morning services for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said 'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?'' The little girl replied directly into the pastor's clip on microphone..''Yes and my mom says its a real bitch to iron!''...
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Hilda>^..^<
How do you know that the cat was dead? she asked.
Because I pissed in its ear & it didn't move...answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT??? the teacher exclaimed!!!
You know...explained the boy...I went Pssst in its ear and it didn't move!
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
5 minutes later...
..''Daaaaad!''
''What?''...
.'I'm thirsty...can you bring me a drink of water?''...
''No, you had your chance...lights out!''..
.5 minutes later...
'Daaaaad!'....
''What??" .....
''I'm THIRSTY!! Can I have a drink of water??''....
''I told you NO!...if you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!!''....
5 minutes later...
''Daaaaaad...''....
''What?''.....
''When you come spank me, can you bring me a glass of water???''
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It was time during the sunday morning services for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said 'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?'' The little girl replied directly into the pastor's clip on microphone..''Yes and my mom says its a real bitch to iron!''...
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Hilda>^..^<
