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Here is a joke I read. I think it is so funny! I could not stop laughing when I read it. I tell everyone this joke, so I thought I would share!

A blind man vists the state of Texas

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over something and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
post #2 of 4

That was pretty funny

post #3 of 4

my Dh thought it was funny when I read it to him. I was like aha. LOL
post #4 of 4
That is pretty good. I am going to have to share it with my mom in Texas.

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