How Many Cats Does It Take?

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How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Persian: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"

Somali: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?"

Norwegian Forest Cat: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too."

Cornish Rex: "Hey Guys, I've found the switch."

Sphynx : "Turn it back on again, I'm cold."

Singapura: "I'll just blow in the AOV's ear and he'll do it." (AOV: Any Other Variety)

Siamese: "Make me!"

Birman: "Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing."

Maine Coon: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Exotic: "Let the AOV do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

Manx: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Russian Blue: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

Korat: "Korats are not afraid of the dark."

British SH: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?"

Turkish Angora: "You need light to see?"

British Moggy: "None, catnap time is too precious to waste!"
 
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Originally Posted by lnbandcats

That is very funny - you should submit that to the Pet Humor website - they do ask you to submit humerous articles!
I got it in an email, so have no idea where it came from originally! It's probably been around a bit!
 
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Originally Posted by Trouts mom

You missed one:

Tortie : "change the effing lightbulb your damn self"


Would that be Trout? Or maybe Trouts mom???
 

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Very cute!!
The Turkish Angora one had me laughing
Isabella turns into a little night time terror after sunset!
 
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Originally Posted by TigerOnTheProwl

That was a good one. but you're still forgetting one:
Tabby: "Well that depends. How much food is involved?"
Good one!
 
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