My little brother emailed me this
A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year old. "I think it's
about time we started cussing." The 4-year old
nods his head in approval. The 6-year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you sa somethingy
with 'ass'. The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I
guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother
in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him
in his room and
shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year
old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your
fat ass it won't be Cheerios.
A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year old. "I think it's
about time we started cussing." The 4-year old
nods his head in approval. The 6-year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you sa somethingy
with 'ass'. The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I
guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother
in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him
in his room and
shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year
old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your
fat ass it won't be Cheerios.
