The ultimate blonde joke with a big cat theme

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I hope our blonde members won't be offended, it's just in fun.
I know none of you would do this.




A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed......... . "Let's put all
the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
 
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OMGoodness! That is soooo funny!

I'm sending this to my best-est friend ever, my sis in law, Cindy, who is a blonde and just absolutely loves blonde jokes!

Here's one of her favs....

A blonde was speeding along the highway when she saw flashing lights behind her. She pulled over and stopped.

The female officer (also a blonde) came over and asked her for her license. The blonde driver looked confused and asked 'what's that?'.

The officer said 'its flat, smooth & kinda square and when you look in it, you see yourself...it should be in your purse.'

So the blonde driver feels around in her purse and finds something flat, smooth and kinda square.

She pulls it out & its her compact...but when she looks in it, she sees herself so she figures its her license.

She hands it to the blonde officer who looks in it and says....

'Oh, I didn't know you were a police officer! Nevermind...you can go.'



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Forwarding this one to my cousin.
She a very pretty platinum blonde who loves to act like she's an airhead, and she collects blonde jokes as a hobby
 
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LOL I'm blonde and I love blonde jokes

A blonde was pulled over for speeding. The police officer asked the blonde for her drivers license and insurance. The blonde tells the police officer " I really wish you guys would make up your mind, yesterday you guys take my license away and today you guys are asking for it."
 
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That is great. As a brunett(sp?) I am always looking for the blonde jokes. Unfortunatly because I have no girlfriends and my DH has a ton of guy friends all I hear are REALLY dirty blonde jokes. They are so bad I could never tell them here. Its bad all I ever hear are jokes that as funny as they are are just so wrong. If you think you can handle it PM me and I will tell you some. I have a few show stoppers that make even the manlyest of men blush.
 
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