What's your favorite Bumper Sticker?

pookie-poo

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I've seen two recently that stuck me as funny:

Traffic lights timed for 35 MPH are also timed for 70! (I might put this one on my car, except I really don't want to advertise that I have a lead foot!)

Vegetarian: Ancient Indian word for bad hunter


Pookie & the girls
 

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I had this bumper sticker on my car many years ago:

A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND, a reversable quote.
 

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We have a bumper sticker on our van that broke down that we got from a spay and neuter clinic when we got our hound, Buster neutered.

here it is :


 

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Originally Posted by Miagi's_Mommy

We have a bumper sticker on our van that broke down that we got from a spay and neuter clinic when we got our hound, Buster neutered.

here it is :


That one is awesome!!


My favorite is and always will be:

Drive it like you stole it!!

An oldie but a goodie!!
 

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My favorite shows a picture of the earth taken from space and reads simply "Love Your Mother".
Not to offend anyone, but another one I like is "Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries".
 

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I have several on my vehicle... one favorite is:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with Ketchup."

Another, which ellicits many snorts from friends and fellow drivers:

"If I want to hear the Pitter-Patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats."
 

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I love them! Espcially the one about the dragon

my favourite bumper sticker is one from the simpsons, I have yet to find it in real life though.
"my other vehicle is a millenium falcon"
I am in search, so if you find it, let me know.
 

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Isn't it great, maddensmom?


my parents have another one that says driver carries no cash, he's married.
 

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My favorite bumper sticker is the one i have on my car (actually a magnet so i can take it off and on- i didn't want to put a sticker on there). It's a "Save the TaTa's sticker" it supports breast cancer research,surivors, and those with the disease

http://www.savethetatas.com/catalog_funstuff.htm - i have the bumper sticker (magnet) it's about 1/2 way down.



www.savethetatas.com - scroll through the site and order something to support those with breast cancer and the ones who love them!
 

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Reunite Gondwanaland! (An ancient supercontinent. Very funny to geology folks.)

When my niece left for college I gave her one that said "I is a college student". She got rid of the car before I could get the companion sticker "I are a college graduate".
 

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I think the very best one I ever saw happened about the time that Richard Nixon was starting to go through all his problems. I lived in New Hampshire at the time and about 3 or 4 days after Archibald Cox left his position, I followed a car down to Laconia, who had the bumper sticker: "Impeach the Cox sacker". I danged near choked to death on that one.
 

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Originally Posted by KittenKiya

I think the very best one I ever saw happened about the time that Richard Nixon was starting to go through all his problems. I lived in New Hampshire at the time and about 3 or 4 days after Archibald Cox left his position, I followed a car down to Laconia, who had the bumper sticker: "Impeach the Cox sacker". I danged near choked to death on that one.
WOW! That is hilarious!!!
 

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My sticker says the one thing that let's me stick it to people when I park in front of the shelter in the morning.


"PETS ARE NOT DISPOSABLE"



Truly it makes me feel a little bit better.
 

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I enjoyed this one:

Frodo failed, Bush has the ring


I usually vote republican, but I thought that was clever and funny.
 
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