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Embarrassing First Date

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> > This is a little lengthy but very funny.......
> > This just tells you how hard it is to be single now-a-days...
> > This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999.
> >
> > Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
> > date that a woman ever had. When the winner described her worst first
> > experience, there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
> > prize.
> >
> > Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold. The guy
> > had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
> > overnight). The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
> > headed
> > home late that afternoon.
> > They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began
> > to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were
> > about an hour away from any where with a rest room and in the middle of
> > where. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
> > while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
> > came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
> > beside
> > the road, or she would go on the front seat of his car.
> > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
> > down her pants and started.
> > Unfortunately in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so
> > she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
> > Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
> > and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
> > All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
> > rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
> > Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
> > sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
> > buttocks
> > were firmly glued against the car's fender.
> > Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to
> > mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
> > quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
> > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor, she answered
> > her date's concerns about what was taking so long" with a reply that
> > in-deed,
> > she was freezing her butt off and needed some assistance.
> > He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
> > then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
> > She, too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> > themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
> > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
> > faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
> > her
> > chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
> > Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
> > first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
> > free
> > so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip
> > his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
> > As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or
> > perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
> > embarrassing...
> >
> > A whole new definition of being "pissed off."
> >
> >
> >
post #2 of 3
OMG... I think I would have died from embarrassment!
post #3 of 3
OMG!!! Now THAT'S a story to hand down to the kiddies for generations!! :laughing2
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