Pearls of wisdom from little Gems

lady hawk

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This is so cute I just had to share it with you guys.
From the mouths of babes.
Enjoy!!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
Alan, age 10 (He'll learn!!)

No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you're stuck
with.
Kirsten, age 10 (Now that's scary!!!)

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Twenty-three" is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10 (This indicates loyalty doesn't it?)

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (Is this a case of a 'old head on young shoulders'??)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
Derrick, age 8 (Hint: Don't yell at the neighbours' kids!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8 (Not touching this one)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10 (This one's been here before!)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9 (He'll be an Oscar candidate by15!)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
Pam, age 7 (Well girls we could be waiting awhile!!)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
Curt, age 7 (Alias, Perry Mason III)

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8 (I'm in deep doo-doo now!! LOL!!)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going
to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8 (He's obviously already had that Father and son chat!)

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (Wonderful insight at such a young age!!)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8 (This guy should audition for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire")

And the #1 Favorite is
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10 (Definitely has a great future in sales and marketing.)

Learn anything? Have a good day!!!

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"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6

My goodness!! Those are such surprising words coming from such a young person!
 
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lady hawk

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And they say that kids , dont listen to what adults are saying.
mmmm.... I think young Freddie has been paying a lot of attention

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Oh those were so good!!!
Thanks for sharing that!!
 
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