Kids views on Angels

valanhb

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My father just howled with laughter when he read just the first one. And it's just as good as it goes along.

Ah, from the mouths of babes...

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I
forget why, but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to
heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got
to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something
else. Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for
science.
Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows. Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven The
basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Regan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an
angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow.
Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
carpenter. Jared , 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go
for it. Antonia, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth. Caitlyn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.
And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get
over it. Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them. Sarah, 7
 

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I love the one about angels going north for the winter & the one about shooting arrows!
You know...those kids do have a point...
 

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Originally Posted by valanhb

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Regan, 10
I love all of these, but THIS one is priceless!!!!
 

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this one was so sweet
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth. Caitlyn, 9
:touched:

the rest were hilarious! all the angels are girls
 

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That is so cute!
This is mt favorite!
What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them. Sarah, 7
 
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