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Laugh of the Month!

post #1 of 13
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This was from the dog forum group - too good not to be sharing WARNING: do NOT be drinking anything when reading this!

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been
sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was gonna have to be carried out the door!
post #2 of 13
I would love to have been a fly on the wall.
post #3 of 13
Best story EVER!!
I cannot believe the gullibility of the woman in line!
post #4 of 13
OES? that's where I heard it.
post #5 of 13
That is just the funniest thing ever, I am crying with laughter and I think I will be giggling sporadically over the next few days too
post #6 of 13
I can't believe they actually bought that! But you know...when you ask a dumb question...
post #7 of 13

That's priceless!
post #8 of 13
Whoever really said that has to think very quick!! I could never have made all that up just standing in line like that.
post #9 of 13
That's hilarious!

I'm not clever on the spot like that either. Usually its hours after the fact I think of something I should have said, lol.
post #10 of 13
I love that story!
post #11 of 13
That was pretty funny, I almost fell out of my chair just now

post #12 of 13

That's too funny.
post #13 of 13
That was great!! Thanks for sharing
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