A note from Tavia

Hi everyone this is Tavia meowmy is watching cops but earlier she was quite rude to me. There I was busily exploring MY bed and she decides to make the bed. Mind you I tried to hamper this as much as possible but she just would except my help or hampering in human words. And the quilt does allow for claw sharpening the same as the thermal blanket does so she took that away from me. How rude of meowmy plus she allowed that lower being the dog to lay on my bed. Who does meowmy think she is the boss when will meowmy's and purrpaws realize that us cats are the bosses. Maybe perhaps 8-bit can get online and help me decide on a plan of action to help meowmy with the laundry in the morning I already helped by staying near while she was cooking supper. And I left a paw mark like that on her favorite plate to let her know that I would like for her to share. That's as close as I can get to show what I look like although I think meowmy has shown my picture without my knowledge.

Tavia, how dare she make the bed while you were in it! Bad meowmy!

poor baby.

Tavia,
I think I can help. My name is Benji and I am the most spoiled kitty in the house(some idiot threw me in the bushes when I was a day old along with my sisters and brothers..mommy hand raised me and calls me "her favorite with the sexiest butt"-shes even told the VET THIS!!!) First you must claim all your favorite spots when the house is empty-leave a trail of you fur all around the places you aren't allowed-My favorites are the towel rack, grandmas pillow, and the table. after they realize you go up there anyway they will start to break down and look the other way every so often(it helps taht I have a "medical condition-urinary issues" my mommy tells grandma I have to be able to do anything I want otherwise my pee pees will hurt and I am allergic to antibiotics) Another GREAT trick to learn is to drink from the toilet...and take your time-especially if you only have on bathroom in your house...and be sure to drip the water off your feet on the seat and floor. I have never been in trouble...my little devil horns support my halo as I am often told The worst mommy has done is take MY girlfriends in to be spayed(I had a operation years ago but it don't stop me. So at times I get nutty hearing the outside females cry but I am not allowed to go outside(hmm I think I better work on that...NO means nothign to me...well I think I am getting kicked off computer so have to go but hope to see you on soon. Benji

I am back meowmy is not listening too me I have been asking for an extra can of my wet food but she says no because I need to watch my figure but I really want another can. But meowmy did get down some of my treats. I cannot reach them because she has them hidden not sure why they are my treats after all. I cannot drink from the toilet meowmy leaves the lid down. I think she does that due to the disgusting lower lifeforms she calls dogs. Meowmy still hasn't gotten me a cat tree but she promises to get me one when the new house is built. Grandpur also says he will get me a cat tree maybe I should try purring to him and getting two cat trees. Well I should go before meowmy comes back from watching America's Most Wanted.

Tavia,
You have to watch real close but you can go online and bid on a tree all by your self but do try to get Grandpur to get a few for you first.The not giving you a extra can of food thing is strange. It does seem a good sign she gave you some treats tho-caving in just a little You should try what I do-lay on the floor and just meow and hardly move from a range of a foot from your bowl. When ever a cabinet is opened run and sit so that it can't be closed again with out physically moving you. Do you wait in the kitchen while they cook-humans drop so much food sometimes...I scored a piece of turkey, well ok it was more I stole it off the serving platter but the other humans in my house are so strange-mommy raised me to eat out of her mouth and would take a bite after me, but these others won't let me give lip kisses or share their food in between bites. It really works in my favor. I would share some of my canned food with you but its a special diet..Let me know if you are able to get anything from your family tonight