Three men were sitting together in a bar bragging about how
they had given their new wives their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged
that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Philly girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.
(yeah, that sounds about right.....
)
they had given their new wives their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged
that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Philly girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.
(yeah, that sounds about right.....
